i become a serious safety hazard when someone tickles me i cannot control what my body does
This is my girlfriend
no im not
watching yourself being replaced by people better than you
how do beliebers still even exist
How do dumbasses still exist?
thats literally the exact same question
i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"