tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

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reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

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do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you


"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

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Me in two sentences.

  • Me: I won't get jealous
  • Me: Who's this fucking whore


shrek is the god of self confidence

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I will defend my favorite character faster than myself

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when you correct the teacher


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"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

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When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does 


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