when you say a great comeback without stuttering


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"After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week."


buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

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My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”


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do you ever read someone’s opinion about something and just go “okay for the sake of our friendship I’ll just ignore that”

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You look fantastic. What are you wearing?

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so every year at our athletics carnival they would force us to enter an event to show your participation or something so as a joke i entered javelin and as i went to throw it i hit the back of my head and had to sit down next to a medical dude for 10 minutes because they thought i was concussed and that’s why i don’t exercise the end


excuse me ma’am that’s fucking rude

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babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

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"Im not addicted to alcohol or drugs, im addicted to escaping reality."

"You deserve to be with somebody who will drive three hours, just to see you for one."

Guidelines For Finding Someone Worthwhile (via blackbruise)

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